I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle

I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle
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Viet

#haikumoviereview

Like Hammer Horror
meeting Benny Hill, high on
absurdly bad jokes.

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robert

christine on two wheels, a good B movie

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